Things Worthwhile and Really Worthwhile

Forget the pilgrims and the Indians, if you really want to see things from an optimistic perspective, go looking at some of these items/sites and see what you've been missing. And then whip out the plastic (or other things) and get ready for fun.

Worthwhile:

http://thinkdifferent.com/ipodshuffle/

The newest iPod is equipped with a flash memory drive, meaning that it can hold about 200 songs and it will mix 'em up for you, sans screen, so you never know what's a-comin' next.

Really Worthwhile:

http://thinkdifferent.com/ipodphoto/

(Insert drooling, panting noise) Displays up to 65,536 colors and plays up to 15,000 songs. Hot.

Worthwhile:

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V235614.jpg

As long as it doesn't inspire nightmares by reminding you of Mariah Carey, this is definitely a keeper.

Really Worthwhile:

http://www.agentprovocateur.com/index.php?id=31&styleName=BRIEF&colour=

I think they call this the "Eve" brief; it actually has a suspension bridge across the back, so it basically creates "butt cleavage." In essence, I think they call it a brief to describe how long it will stay on the wearer before it is removed...

Worthwhile:

http://www.nypost.com/photos/pg601122005d.jpg

Seeing Keith Richards in public looking like this reminds me that a blind man could dress himself better.

Really Worthwhile:

http://www.nypost.com/photos/pg601122005i.jpg

Madonna. Scary. Hide the children under the bed before she comes a-callin'.

Worthwhile:

Yasmine Bleeth's mug shot, courtesy of The Smoking Gun:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/bleethmug.jpg

Really Worthwhile:

Wynonna Judd's mug shot, courtesy of The Smoking Gun:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/wynonnajuddmug1.jpg

Worthwhile:

Porsche Design three-cigar carbon fiber case, which protects robustos, er, robustly:
http://store1.yimg.com/I/a-zlighters_1827_357745

Really Worthwhile:

For a mere $2,632, you too can own the Elie Bleu "Vegas" humidor...holds 100 of your finest cigars and does so in style...
http://www.vivre.com/images/prod_images/e_aw30829.jpg

...And for a mere $1,007 more, you can own a James Bond-inspired St. Dupont gunmetal palladium lighter to fire up your cigars, one at a time:
http://store1.yimg.com/I/a-zlighters_1825_14703073

Worthwhile:

Blogging to check out the female undergarments worn by professionals who've got the goods and aren't afraid to use 'em:
http://lingeriedreams.blogspot.com/

Really Worthwhile:

Nothing more'n humor and porn, rolled into one tidy little site:
http://www.sensibleerection.com/