Friday, August 08, 2008

The Four Horseman Are Nigh...

Anyone who disputes the statement that we Americans are an ingenious bunch need look no further than this story for clarification that we, indeed, are clever and intelligent people.

If, for some reason, you missed the above link or simply cannot bear the thought of focusing on a site other than this one, the link refers to the arrest of one Daniel Allen Everett, a Michigan man who, apparently, arranged to meet who he thought was a 14-year-old girl. Apparently, instead, the authorities set up the meeting with him and arrested this asshole. He later plead guilty to child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse.

The capper -- the thing that makes this story even more unique than the hundreds and thousands of similar stories that are reported annually -- is that this creative shitbird was arrested, at the time and place of the theoretical meeting with the 14-year-old, wearing a "World's Greatest Dad" t-shirt.

The authorities have not yet determined whether this shitbird has children.

How creative.

I'm hoping his cellmate(s) are equally, if not more, creative, and have sexually-transmitted diseases that have yet to be identified or cured.

I also hope he lasts long enough in prison to pray for death.

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