I had a whole diatribe prepped and ready to be served up hot n' juicy deriding the Food Network for yet another catastrophic blunder (one word: "Chopped"). And then I changed channels and came across the news...
This just in...
And in other news, a woman has filed a theft report with police after a pair of Spock ears she brought and used during a gangbang in Aspen were stolen from her Captain Kirk lunchbox.
Do we really need proof that there are some really, really messed-up people out there?
Or, as they say in the vernacular... What. The. Fuck.
PS No, the second story isn't real. Yes, the first one is.
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Nice sword, NERD!!
The comments are funnier than the actual story.
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