Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Where To Start...

I had a whole diatribe prepped and ready to be served up hot n' juicy deriding the Food Network for yet another catastrophic blunder (one word: "Chopped"). And then I changed channels and came across the news...

This just in...

And in other news, a woman has filed a theft report with police after a pair of Spock ears she brought and used during a gangbang in Aspen were stolen from her Captain Kirk lunchbox.

Do we really need proof that there are some really, really messed-up people out there?

Or, as they say in the vernacular... What. The. Fuck.

PS No, the second story isn't real. Yes, the first one is.

1 comment:

Kaia said...

Nice sword, NERD!!

The comments are funnier than the actual story.