It's a Boy! No, it's a Girl! No, it's a Cabbage Patch Human!

This is really wonderful news. Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are going to have a baby (well, she is, he's just going to watch). I certainly hope their offspring is healthy and happy and without any problems whatsoever, but between them they barely have a brain, so I don't give their little one much of a shot -- the kid's got a dunce and a ho for parents.

Although, to be honest, with everything that's been filmed going into Jenna Jameson below the waist, it's about time something was filmed coming out.

Oh well.